Well how can I do an epic famous mustaches post and not follow up with an epic beard post??? I can't. So here are what I consider to be famous epic beards. If you didn't get a chance to read my epic mustaches post, you can see it here http://andrew-mytwocents.blogspot.com/2015/07/epic-famous-mustaches.html
|Pout all you want, you know you should grow a beard.|
|A stone beard that will last forever.|
|Accepting awards for their beards BUT NOT YOU FRANK!|
|If you want a hat and shades too Frank, just grow a beard!|
|These little beardlettes would soon grow in some epic facial hair.|
|Thousand yard stare right there...|
|A little flamboyant but still, nice beard!|
|An epic beard immortalized!|
There have been many wonderful beards throughout the years of the NFL, especially when they are grown for the playoffs, but one player has his year round. Brett Keisel of the Pittsburgh Steelers sports this massive man beard under his face mask every season. It might be the best beard in sports but one thing is for sure, it certainly is unrivaled in the NFL.
General James Longstreet
|Not one but TWO statues? What a beard!|
|Tom Berenger as Longstreet and his beard in the movie Gettysburg.|
|His beard may have faded with time, but now it will last forever.|
The Duck Dynasty Family
|Hey, ZZ Top! And the beardless guy finally has grown one...oh wait...never mind.|
|You don't want to meet these beards in a swamp at night.|
|This statue is all beard, just like Karl Marx.|
Shout out to his buddy Friedrich Engles. I guess sitting around all day thinking up socialism does a beard good?
Before he was getting his ass kicked in the ring, he was kicking ass in back yards as this homeless brawler took his beard from neighborhood to neighborhood looking for fights. I guess he had a beard because of the whole homeless thing instead of growing it for fashion but even when he started to make money for professional MMA fighting, he kept his trademark beard. I will say it does make him look more menacing.
Charles Darwin certainly had a beard that he must have been growing for a long time, or should I say evolving? Honestly, I think he looks like a monkey...not sure if that's poetic justice or just plain ironic but either way I think he would take me saying he resembles an ape as a compliment. Doesn't he remind you of Santa Claus? Good thing he wasn't or he would have shot Rudolph for being the weakest of the reindeer...or wait....would he have considered Rudolph to be the next step in reindeer evolution and therefore superior to the others??? I'm sure he could explain it to me if he were here but I'd be too busy staring at his beard!
GAME OVER. Now THAT is a beard! In fact Hans has the longest beard in history, 18 feet, 6 inches! He may be dead but his beard will never be forgotten. If your beard touches the ground you don't need anyone telling you it's epic. He was known as King Whiskers, and truly he was the king of beards. There is just no topping that folks.
Sorry Darwin, when it comes to beard survival, HE was the fittest.