Friday is no longer a weekday, it is now part of the weekend.
Red is no longer a color, it's a number.
"The" is no longer a definite article, it's a verb.
Spoons are no longer silverware, they are now dishes.
Drums are no longer percussion instruments, they are now woodwinds.
Dogs are no longer man's best friend, they are just acquaintances.
Europe is no longer a continent, it's an ocean.
French is no longer a language, it's now gibberish.
Whales are no longer mammals, they are fish.
Roses are no longer flowers, they are weeds like dandelions.
Superman is no longer a super hero, he is just an alien.
Beef is no longer what's for dinner, it's what's for breakfast.
Apples are no longer fruit, they are now known as tree fetuses.
Skin is no longer an organ, it is now a piano.
Beer is no longer an alcoholic beverage, it's now soda.
The Navy is longer a branch of the military, it is now the coast guard.
Harvard is no longer a university, it's just a day care center.
Baseball is no longer a sport, it is now a sedative.
Y is no longer a chromosome or sometimes a vowel, it's only a letter.
New York is no longer a state, it's a city.
New York is no longer a city, it's a town.
Guns no longer kill people, people kill people.
Cheers is no longer filmed in front of a live studio audience.